Why are baseball players so good at math?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

When should you start writing a book?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?