Why do basketball players like cookies?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?