What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?