What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What is blue and not heavy?