What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's a father's favorite flower?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you call a happy cowboy?