Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?