Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you call a sad latte?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?