Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What stories are told by basketball players?