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Why is money so stubborn?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do fish do at parades?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What did summer say to spring?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?