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Why did the gardener bury all his money?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?