Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?