What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How do you get straight A's?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What fairy loves to count?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?