Why should you not pamper a cow?

Which cats have the best manners?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

When do astronauts eat?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Why do rhinos charge?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?