What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What's the saddest part of the week?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the whale cross the road?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why are books always so angry?