Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What do you call a short cow?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why was the dog overweight?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?