Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?