What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Minnesota.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do two skunks argue?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
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