Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
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