Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
How do you compliment a cat?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
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