What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What do Scottish toads play?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?