Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Where was Noah born?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?