Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
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