Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What kind of music do planets like?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
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