Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?