What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?