What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
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