Why did the echo get detention?

Who invented fractions?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What animals make the best baseball players?