What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
How can you make 7 even?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do cats wear to work?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
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