What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Well, I chemis-tried.
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
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