What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

How do you get straight A's?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?