Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What animal makes the best lunches?

What's E.T. short for?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Where do shellfish go to borrow money?