What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

How do you measure a millennial?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?