Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?