What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?