Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What season begins with a thud?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call a Zen egg?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?