What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why are grandkids so great?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?