What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
I love you berry much.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the slowest 5k?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
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