Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Did you know about April 1st?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?