Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why is furniture so generous?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?