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Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

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What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?