What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What's the most masculine animal?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Families are like fudge.

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?