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How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

How does a taco bless the table?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

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