Where do novels go to have a good time?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?