Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

How are teens like cats?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?