Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?