Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What are baby potatoes called?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why are basketball courts always wet?