What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
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What kind of tree loves to high-five?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's a forklift?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
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