What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
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What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
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What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
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What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What game do bats excel at?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
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