Why do math teachers love hiking?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Families are like fudge.

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why do people always trip on September 22?