What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do fairies always drink?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What kind of bird can write?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do surfers go to school?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
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