What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
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