Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
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