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What day never takes itself seriously?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?