Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?