Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
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