What kind of music do planets like?
Neptunes.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What was the first animal in space?
I broke my finger!
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
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