If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What season begins with a thud?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?