How did the coach get his quarterback?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?