Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
The Rock.
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Which celebrity always frowns?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
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