Why are cars magic?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What's the friendliest national park?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?