What do sheep say when they're in love?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?