Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?