Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What event do spiders love to attend?

How do you massage a chicken wing?