What's the opposite of irony?

How are mountains able to see?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What kind of ant is good at math?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?