What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

How did groundhogs get their name?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?