What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What's the politest month?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What part of a football field is never the same?