What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why was the fish so smart?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?