How do you compliment a cat?
Tell them they are purrrfect.
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
How long will dinner be?
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