What's a bear's favorite movie?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?