Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What is the smallest lion?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What makes music in your hair?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?