What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why are stones so good at music?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What sport is full of interior designers?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?