Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

How do you arrest a pig?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Where does breakfast live?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What animal has the most fun?