What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Why are baseball games at night?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?