What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why was the mime upset?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Where do books sleep?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?