Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

It's allergy season again?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Where would you find an elephant?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?