Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why is a computer so smart?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

How do amoebas make calls?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

How is life like toilet paper?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?