Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
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