What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Which former US President was always cold?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What do you call a pile of cats?