How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What birds make average students?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?