How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Which is the worst season?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?