Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What did the sick chicken say?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?