How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?