What do you call a short cow?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What siblings are always sad?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?