Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What condiment has wings?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?