What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why are frogs always happy?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?