What table can you never sit at?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?