Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
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Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
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Why do fish live in salt water?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What is the loneliest cheese?
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