Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

How much money does a skunk have?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?