How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
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