How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What event do spiders love to attend?
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