How did the tree get lost?
It took the wrong root.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do frogs get to work?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
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