Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
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What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do cats wear to work?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why are boxers good comedians?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
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