What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?