Why do cats always get what they want?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?