Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
A Golden Retriever.
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Where does water do all its banking?
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What's the ocean's favorite song?
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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How do amoebas make calls?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
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