What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why did the snake cross the road?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?