What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do jokesters study in college?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What do cats eat for breakfast?