Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What's black and white and red all over?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?