Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?