Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

Why is summer always sad?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What do fish do at parades?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?