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What do trees wear to the lake?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What game does chlorine never lose?

When should baseball players wear armor?

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Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

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Why did the frog starve?