Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?