Which tree can't stop crying?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?