How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What shape is bad at driving?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?