What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?