What goes zzub, zzub?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the cat go to medical school?