What do you give a sick pig?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What kind of bird can write?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What day do hands always go to church?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?