What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Why are baseball games at night?