What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?