What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do math teachers eat?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?