Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

How does a penguin build its house?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?