Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What is the most faithful insect?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Families are like fudge.

What do sheep say when they're in love?