Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?