What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

How did the pirate call his mother?