What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What are baby potatoes called?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

I used to be addicted to not showering.