I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?