What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Which cats love to be petted?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What tree has the most bark?

Where do hands go on vacation?