Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why did the frog starve?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?