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What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

How does a cow do math?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?