What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?