Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

How does a cow do math?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why do pigs tell jokes?