Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How long do chickens work?

Why did the barber win the race?