Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where do bees go on their vacation?