What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Where does laundry go to college?