What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Which relative loves rice?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?