What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What do cows say on NYE?