Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you call a handsome runner?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What reads and lives in an apple?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Where do hands go on vacation?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?