What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you call the dog magician?