Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

How do you get kids to do something?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do Scottish toads play?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?