How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What game does pasta always play at recess?