Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What job did the corn on the cob get?