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How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

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Where was Noah born?

What animal has more lives than a cat?